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Heart
Melius haberi odio quam sic amari quod es non
You are my ☀ my ☾ and all my ✩'s
There is nothing more nice, there is nothing much worser; than me as your vice and you as my versa.
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"Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market."

You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.

If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.

It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.

Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.

Changing your car’s oil is not optional.

Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.

You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.

 It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.

Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.

Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.

Good doctors listen more than they talk.

You can’t fix a burned roux.

Floss.

Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.

Measure twice, cut once.

Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.

If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.

You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.

There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.

Kindness is not weakness.

Baking soda is not baking powder.

Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.

Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.

Appropriate footwear is always key.

You can absolutely be too forgiving.

Real humor punches up, not down.

Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.

There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.

Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.

You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, bad restaurants.

You can always come home again.

But it won’t be the same.

Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.

Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball  (via seabelle)


1 month ago · 159,169 notes

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charmancler:

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1 month ago · 12 notes

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I JUST REALISED I SPELT PUPPIES WRONG BUT OH WELL PUPPIES

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FEELING LIKE YOU ANNOY THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO SUCKS

1 month ago · 283,542 notes

variful:

i don’t really know why people says i’m obsessed with arizona…..!!!
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